Things that I don't care about

1. The Duggars

2. The Kardashians

3. Anything Lohan

4. Name brand clothes

5. The dirty upstairs bathroom.

6. Oprah's new network.

7. Pottery Barn

8. Artificial sweeteners.

9. The tea party.

10. Painting my toenails

11. The NBA lockout.

12. Snooki

13. the iphone.

14. Tampons.

15. Lady Gaga.

16. Crime shows.

17. non-chocolate desserts.

18. NFL

19. NKOTB

20. Pictures you take of yourself in a mirror.

21. Big giant flowers on baby's heads.

22. Johnny Depp

23. Judge shows.

24. Obama's birth certificate.

25. Reusable grocery bags.

26. Where the receipt goes.

27. Netflix's new rules.