Things that I don't care about

1. The Duggars

2. The Kardashians

3. Anything Lohan

4. Name brand clothes

5. The dirty upstairs bathroom.

6. Oprah's new network.

7. Pottery Barn

8. Artificial sweeteners.

9. The tea party.

10. Painting my toenails

11. The NBA lockout.

12. Snooki

13. the iphone.

14. Tampons.

15. Lady Gaga.

16. Crime shows.

17. non-chocolate desserts.

18. NFL

19. NKOTB

20. Pictures you take of yourself in a mirror.

21. Big giant flowers on baby's heads.

22. Johnny Depp

23. Judge shows.

24. Obama's birth certificate.

25. Reusable grocery bags.

26. Where the receipt goes.

27. Netflix's new rules.

Ways I'm a bad mom

1. I used disposable diapers.

2. I bottle fed (1 of them anyway)

3. I bought jarred baby food.

4. I let them watch tv, even when they were younger.

5. I let them play video games.

6. They don't shower every day.

7. Their soap and shampoo has cancer causing chemicals in it.

8. They sleep in their own beds.

9. I let them eat junk food.

10. They buy school lunch sometimes.

11. They aren't involved in every activity available.

12. They don't get an allowance.

13. They don't have regular chores.

14. We don't always eat together.

15. We don't pray at mealtimes.

16. We don't pray at bedtimes.

17. I hate homework

18. I yell at them from time to time.

19. They probably won't get a car when they turn 16.

20. I don't homeschool.

21. I occasionally need a break from them.

22. I want them to go play by themselves.

23. I can't wait for bedtime!

24. I make them ride the bus to school.

25. I swear in front them once in awhile.