Monday, July 28, 2014

Thoughts on my size

1. What do people think when they look at me?
2. Why can't I be small or at least normal size?
3.  What is up with clothes?
4.  What is it about my size that's an afterthought to everyone?
5. NO, an XL is NOT going to fit me...even if they "run big".
6.  If you can't provide something in my size then I don't want it anyway.
7.  Even if I lost 20, 30, 50 pounds, I'm still going to be a 2X.  Nothing about me is small.
8.  Sometimes I just want to give up.
9.  It's all working against me, I swear.
10.  Why do plus size clothes have to be ugly?
11.  If I'm too big to work out, how the F will I lose weight?
12.  This isn't fair.
13.  Sometimes I just never want to eat again.
14.  It doesn't make me feel better to squeeze into something to tight just to wear it.
15.  I know what I look like, yet I am always ticked when I see a picture of myself.
16.  Being this size is very discouraging, knowing that it's not going to get much better than this.
17.  It's embarrassing.
18.  Pity
19. I'm not the only one.
20.  Is there a voice for us?

Friday, January 4, 2013

Things that I think are stupid.

1.  Preschool graduations.  Caps and gowns for 4 year old are a little silly.
2.  Republican politics.  I know, I know.  Just being so bent on limiting rights bothers me!!  I like a lot of republican people.  It's just the politics I don't get.
3.  Parking all over the streets.  Mainly for people with 2 car garages and a nice wide driveway.
4.  Pushiness.  You may get what you want but at what price?
5.  Vaguebooking.  You either want people to know what is going on in your life or you don't.  Pick.
6.  Bento inspired food.
7.  Constant pictures of the temp in your car.
8.  Chew tobacco.
9. Decorating your vents or garage door opener.  I don't need to make my light switch look special.
10.  How many people really care what is on your nails?
11. Why are workout clothes so small?  What am I supposed to wear while I try to get thin?
12.  Yes, I can totally tell you favor one of your children.
13. Toddler temper tantrums......from adults.
14. Getting HOA approval for a storm door.
15.  Those big huge giant flowery things on tiny baby heads.
16. No one is impressed with your coach shoes while you walk around costco.
17. Long hair on little boys.  It's just me.

onto something positive....

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Things that I don't care about

1. The Duggars
2. The Kardashians
3. Anything Lohan
4. Name brand clothes
5. The dirty upstairs bathroom.
6. Oprah's new network.
7. Pottery Barn
8. Artificial sweeteners.
9. The tea party.
10. Painting my toenails
11. The NBA lockout.
12. Snooki
13. the iphone.
14. Tampons.
15. Lady Gaga.
16. Crime shows.
17. non-chocolate desserts.
18. NFL
19. NKOTB
20. Pictures you take of yourself in a mirror.
21. Big giant flowers on baby's heads.
22. Johnny Depp
23. Judge shows.
24. Obama's birth certificate.
25. Reusable grocery bags.
26. Where the receipt goes.
27. Netflix's new rules.

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Ways I'm a bad mom

1. I used disposable diapers.
2. I bottle fed (1 of them anyway)
3. I bought jarred baby food.
4. I let them watch tv, even when they were younger.
5. I let them play video games.
6. They don't shower every day.
7. Their soap and shampoo has cancer causing chemicals in it.
8. They sleep in their own beds.
9. I let them eat junk food.
10. They buy school lunch sometimes.
11. They aren't involved in every activity available.
12. They don't get an allowance.
13. They don't have regular chores.
14. We don't always eat together.
15. We don't pray at mealtimes.
16. We don't pray at bedtimes.
17. I hate homework
18. I yell at them from time to time.
19. They probably won't get a car when they turn 16.
20. I don't homeschool.
21. I occasionally need a break from them.
22. I want them to go play by themselves.
23. I can't wait for bedtime!
24. I make them ride the bus to school.
25. I swear in front them once in awhile.

Sunday, August 14, 2011

What goes in my grocery cart.

1. Bananas
2. cereal
3. diet coke
4. cheese
5. ground turkey
6. frozen pizza
7. orange juice
8. chocolate milk
9. sandwich thins.
10. pasta sauce
11. waffles
12. deli meat
13. granola bars
14. romaine lettuce.
15. salad vinegar
16. goldfish crackers
17. lean cuisines
18. chips
19. cucumber
20. buns
21. hot dogs
22.. manwich
23. vitamin water

Friday, May 6, 2011

Ladiez in the 'Hood

Or life here in the SR.

A bunch of random thoughts about living here that I haven't put together in complete sentences.

1. Social media has made it more difficult. It used to be "do you know so and so" and now it's "are you friends with her on facebook?"
2. I cannot go to Harris Teeter after working out. I will see at least 5 people I know.
3. Power trips.
4. Reveling in causing people pain.
5. Justifying cruel behavior.
6. I'm talking about adult women, moms.
7. Mow your lawn.
8. I'm afraid to go jogging, I don't want to be seen!
9. All the schools are good, I'm a little sick of people labeling one better than the other, they are all awesome.
10. If I'm the only person in the room who doesn't have a kid at Little River, let's talk about something besides Little River.
11. Yes, I'm still in the SR. I pay SR HOA and I can still use the pools.
12. Dare to be normal.
13. It's all fun and games until......
14. Nothing is ever done....even if there's been "amends" it's not done.
15. It's hard to prevent bullying in schools if the parents are the examples.
16. You are not fooling anyone.
17. Life is full of fake friends, that can be handled. Be a real friend, appreciate your real friends.
18. People are not disposable.
19. Some people are holier than thou, some people never feel good enough.
20. The world is run on volunteers.
21. Loving my neighbors!!
22. Always celebrate the good times!
23. Your mortgage payment doesn't matter to everyone, nor does the value of your house.
24. The value of your house is determined by what's going on inside with the people who live there, not by the paint color, furniture or fancy decor.
25. Get your broom and flying monkeys and be on your way.
26. You can't force people into things, you can just stay open minded.
27. Why am I not getting the magazine?
28. You may have a posse but that doesn't make you royalty.
29. I'm giving you the stink eye!
30. You are being judged.
31. Your parenting is being judged.
32. Still trying to figure out where the "swinger" street is.
33. Heard a rumor about what white rocks around your mailbox means.
34. People hold grudges.
35. This neighborhood is very incestuous.
36. Suspicion abounds. Trust is lacking.
37. It's amazing to be in the neighborhood all this time and see big mature trees.
38. We may be diverse, but some people will never get it.
39. Us in the SR, we are jealous of Ashburn and Brambleton for getting all the good stores and restaurants.
40. Sometimes there is a local vs. transplant feel.
41. I consider myself an original.
42. Remember when there was field where Bloom is?
43. A middle school of just SR kids.......this will be interesting.
44. I would like to start a movement where we can line dry our clothes outside.
45. Let's be practical people.
46. All the cool people go to Kelly's boot camp.
47. This is what I'm doing instead of making my house look pristine.
48. We are more interesting than those NY housewives!
49. The people who bring sunshine are far brighter than those who bring clouds.
50. Forgiveness and grace.

Friday, March 11, 2011

Status Shuffle---

Status shuffle on facebook, which I love, has lots of fun little tidbits that someone could use for their status. Many times I save one but never use it. The reasons? Because I don't want to get questioned about it, nor do I want to cause trouble. So here they are...the ones I haven't used. This gives you a little insight into my thoughts. Be very afraid!

In no particular order:

1. Linda Is sick and tired of treating people with respect. They don't give it, they aren't gonna get any back.
2. Linda How come I am always the one to lend a shoulder to cry on, an ear to listen and a pair of arms to hug someone when they're sad, but no one ever does it for me?
3. Linda hates it when people tell you they are there for you, but when you need them most the only things you get from them are excuses
4. Linda Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much for them.
5. Linda I understand, but I'm tired of understanding. All I do is understand. For once i would like someone to be on the other end trying to understand me...
6. Linda maybe friendships aren't meant to be saved. Maybe we're only meant to spend a certain part of our lives with certain people then move on.
7. Linda wonders why is it that people do whatever the HELL they want, but when you do it there is a major problem??? DOUBLE STANDARDS SUCK!
8. Linda " Are you free tomorrow? No I'm still going to be the same expensive price"
9. Linda I don't particularly enjoy your presence. Go away before I find a weapon. I am currently in the process of looking so you don't have much time left.
10. Linda Today's definition of a Douche bag: People who are so arrogant that they cannot take responsibility for their own actions and use others as scapegoats
11. Linda For You To Insult Me, I Must First Value Your Opinion
12. Linda Oh look! Did you see it fly right passed you? Yup, there went my interest.
13. Linda Le
t me get my broom and flying monkeys and I'll be on my way!
14. Linda Ego is like your branded clothes.. Its is important that you have it , but not necessary to show it always...
15. Linda is wishing I were you, so I could be friends with me!
16. Linda wonders how to block people in real life.
17. Linda A friend can you hurt you with words or actions, but it's the worst when a friend hurts you by ignoring you!
18. Linda It's an Eeyore sorta day...Thanks for noticing me.
19. Linda Friends are like panties. Some stay up your butt, some get a little sideways, some are holy, some are cheap, and some actually cover your butt...
20. Linda thinks that some people are a skid-mark on the pants of life
21. Linda Act with integrity in everything you do, no matter how small always do the right thing, cause your children are always watching and learning from your example.
22. Linda Double-Stuffed Oreo's should just be called Oreo's, and regular Oreo's should be called Diet Oreo's.
23. Linda Women are like angels; we fly with wings & when our wings break, don't worry, we can fly on a broom because we're versatile like that ;)
24. Linda dear vegetarians: my food poops on your food!
25. Linda It gets really old pretending to be nice all the time
26. Linda was doing so well at being Super Mom today but my daughter was embarrassed and asked me to remove my cape.
27. Linda Women are angels; and when someone breaks our wings, our spirit, or our hearts we simply continue to fly on a broom stick. We are flexible like that
28. Linda NEWS FLASH: I'm a Mom. You don't scare me.
29. Linda just in case you come for a visit, my house is NOT under construction. kids just live here. :)
30. Linda I have mood poisoning, must have been something I hate...
31. Linda Your Reputation is how others see you but your Integrity is who you are when they are not looking". David M Marquard
32. Linda "Sometimes there are no words; no clever quotes to neatly sum up what happened that day. Sometimes the day just ends." ~ S.S.I. Hotchner
33. Linda The thing about glitter is, if you get on you, be prepared to have it on you forever..cause glitter doesn't go away. Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies..
34. Linda Who sprinkled drama queen on your cereal this morning???
35. Linda thinks she's had enough fun with status shuffle and Facebook! Back to the daily duties of cooking, laundry, and saying 'no don't do that!'
36. Linda is more pissed off than a giraffe with a stiff neck and an itchy ass.
37. Linda Is the one with the boobs... she makes up the rules...
38. Linda realized the only problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you are done...
39. Linda Some days you're the dog, other days you're the hydrant.
40. Linda Which child will take out the other one first??? Let survival of the fittest begin...
41. Linda That was not a fart. It was barking spiders
42. Linda when you are feeling down because everyone is against you just remember that... nationwide is on ur side
43. Linda Putting kids to bed is a little like playing Whack-A-Mole
44. Linda Today is the type of day where a big gulp straw goes directly in a box of wine...now that's a rough day...
45. Linda my sweat is sweating!
46. Linda there is not enough soap in the world to erase what she saw today
47. Linda keeps reminding myself that I am not FAT, I am just EASY TO SEE! *just saying*
48. Linda If it's not one thing, it's ten
49.Linda thinks some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts, while others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
50. Linda Having class is having the ability to walk away from a bad situation with a smile on your face and a forgiveness in your heart
51.Linda Wonders what my family would do without me. Wait.. I already know. They would be naked, dirty, and hungry. None of them can find the washer, the remote or frig.
52. Linda I may not be beautiful, I may not be skinny, & I sure as hell ain't rich...Crap! I forgot my point & now I am depressed!
53. Linda Says "ATTENTION ALL DRAMA QUEENS, ATTENTION SEEKERS, WHINERS" Please do us all a favor and get a life and shut the hell up. Because we don't care.
54. Linda I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something.-Woodrow Wilson
55. Linda Shes strong because she knows what its like to be weak. shekeeps a guard up because she knows what its like to cry herself to sleep.
56. Linda says you must speak to be heard, but sometimes you have to be silent to be appreciated
57. Linda thinks it's amazing how the cuts that friends make can hurt so much more than the ones that enemies make.
58. Linda Sometimes you just have to sit back and laugh at some peoples immaturity, it just makes you realize how much growing up they still have to do
59.Linda WOW! here's a thought...not everything is about YOU!! get over yourself!
60. Linda wishes God would grant me the serenity to accept the fact that some people just can't handle it when it's not about THEM!
61. Linda You know what? You're just mad because someone told the truth and gave you a dose of reality!!
62. Linda loves to give false and misleading information to gossipers... it messes them up and makes them look ridiculously stupid! hahaha
63. Linda You know how Facebook says "What's on your Mind?" For some people it should say "OMG, What now?"
64. Linda What pisses you off more ? The fact that I said something insulting about you or the fact that you know its true ?
65. Linda Do you ever wish they had breathalysers to disable a cell phone when you've had too much to drink?
66. Linda Is so confused. My heart is telling me to show you compassion and pity. But my mind tells me to shove your head in a toilet and flush.
67. Linda "Be patient with yourself. Failing at times does not mean you are a failure. It just means you don't do everything right all the time." JM
68. Linda I like how I'm supposed to take other people's crap graciously but I'm not allowed to serve my own...
69. Linda sometimes, you just need to let your eyes pee
70. Linda Is tired of being yelled at, lied to, forgotten about, and left behind.
71. Linda guess I'm just gonna keep doing what I'm doing till somebody figures out I don't have a clue what I'm doing:)
72. Linda Welcome! I'm the doormat. Please feel free to take advantage of me, wipe your crap on me and move along like nothing happened. Why not? Everyone else does!
73. Linda My Friends mean the world to me...I just wish that the feeling would be mutual
74. Linda Today, I put you in a box. My prayer box. I wrote down how I feel about you, and the situation and I folded the paper, stuck it in my God box and let go it.
75.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Things I am thankful for....

1. Joe
2. Josie
3. Alex
4. Evan
5. My house
6. Health insurance
7. My paid for minivan
8. Good health
9. Great friends
10. Excellent neighbors
11. My parents
12. My nephew and nieces
13. My brother
14. My kids grandparents
15. Wanting for nothing
16. People who love me despite all my faults.
17. Forgiveness
18. Grace
19. Finding old friends
20. My droid
21. My bed
22. Freedom
23. Rum
24. Chocolate
25. Sweats
26. Movies
27. Good tv
28. Good books on my nook.
29. Common sense
30. Kelly's boot camp
31. The chance to travel
32. My laptop
33. Loyalty
34. Tolerance
35. Understanding
36. The military
37. Military families
38. Guts
39. Encouragement
40. WTF!!
41. Supportive people
42. Motrin
43. My kids' friends
44. Vacation

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Things I dislike

1. Rudeness

2. Lateness

3. The sound of a car crash

4. jellyfish

5. plunging the toilet

6. an itch in the middle of my back

7. manipulation

8. sharing my computer

9. bad drivers

10. unfairness

11. diseases

12. being fat

13. allergies

14. nagging

15. Needing to nag.

16. getting old

17. gray hair

18. hypocrites

19. temper tantrums

20 above...done by adults.

21. self centeredness

22. swearing in front of children

23. fair weather friends

24. lack of appreciation

25. snobbery

26. never having enough money

27. grudges

28. diseases

29. pain

30. helplessness

Monday, August 23, 2010

Things I love about my kids getting older

1. No large pieces of baby equipment. No high chair, exersaucer etc.
2. Packing for trips is a lot easier...no packing of said large pieces.
3. No babyproofing. Moving was easier with no plug covers, cabinet locks, gates.
4. They can dress themselves.
5. No diapers!
6. They can read.
7. They can buckle themselves in the car.
8. They can put on their own shoes.
9. Not so bound to a eating/napping schedule.
10. I can read at the pool.
11. They can go outside without me.
12. They can fix their own breakfast.....sleeping in for me!
13. Less crying, more reasoning.
14. No sippy cups, no finding scary sippy cups under the couch.
15. I can pee alone......sometimes.
16. I can take longer showers.
17. Can buy all regular groceries.
18. I cook only one meal......not that they eat it.
19. Everyone showers.
20. They can be alone in a room.

Friday, August 13, 2010

The things I Say.

1. Turn your light off!!
2. Pee IN the toilet.
3. No.
4. You are not having another snack.
5. Get out of my chair.
6. Get off my computer.
7. Please don't come in the bathroom while I shower.
8. Go downstairs.
9. SHHHH!!!
10. Sit down and eat.
11. Put your dishes in the sink.
12. Don't throw that.
13. You own thousands of legos and you are fighting over that ONE.
14. Check your attitude.
15. Be careful.
16. Watch for cars.
17. Stop jumping on the couch.
18. Leave your sister alone.
19. Get away from each other.
20. When do I get to eat?
21. We are not watching star wars again.
22. Go to bed.
23. You cannot play with my phone, you keep accidently calling people.
24. If you are going to wear tennis shoes, wear socks. Your shoes stink.
25. Shut the door.
26. Get your hands off of each other.
27. Can't you just be nice?
28. Get out of the fridge.
29. If you say "I was just..." again my head just might explode.
30. I said "no" and now I'm done talking about it.
31. If you don't clean up I'm getting out the trash bag.
32. Do not take video of me on the flip.
33. With all the toys you have you want to play with....daddy's shoes, scrap paper, sharpies, a twist tie....
34. All those books on the shelf and you have nothing to read.
35. You smell like the sun.

Monday, March 29, 2010

Mad skillz

1. Parallel parking (which has declined since living in the burbs)

2. cooking

3. Multitasking

4. amateur detective

5. screen sucking

6. Remembering movie quotes.

7. sleeping

8. avoiding housework

9. ok, this is a pretty poor list. Anyone want to help a sister out?

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Things I am going to love about my new house!

1. Four Bedrooms

2. Big closets

3. Two car garage

4. Storage space

5. Study

6. granite

7. Hardwood

8. Trees in back

9. Microwave above stove

10. All new appliances

11. Laundry upstairs

12. Separate shower

13. Nickel plated finishes

14. ceiling fans

15. not hauling groceries up a flight of steps

16. Backing out of my driveway with ease.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Life's Little Luxuries

1. The seat warmers in my van.
2. My new dishwasher.
3. The light on my vacuum cleaner.
4. Online bill pay.
5. The DVR.
6. The icemaker.
7. Diet coke
8. Microwave steamers.
9. Iron on patches.
10. Ipod
11. Satellite radio
12. The deck with stairs.
13. Hugs from my babies.
14. epidurals.
15. comfortable shoes.
16. good books.
17. My lazy boy chair
18. wireless internet.
19. facebook mobile.
20. electric doors on the minivan
21. good medical care.
22. hair dye
23. double hung windows
24. Air conditioning.
25. IM
26. contact lenses
27. fleece sheets.
28. king size beds.
29. allergy medicine
30. cool vacations

Thursday, November 19, 2009

I've become emotionally attached to Star Wars!

I never thought I would say it. I am one of those who never cared about anything Star Wars. At all. I know it existed in my childhood because of the commercials and toys. Then it went away. I had no clue that the trilogy involved any kind of storyline, I just knew that it was good vs. evil, blah blah blah. I mean how can you get into a story that starts in the middle?
When they made episode one, I watched. I will watch Liam Neeson in pretty much anything, but I appreciated episode 1, but never watched the next two. Then I had two boys and they grew to be 5 and 7. Star Wars was reinvented in the form of the animated Clone Wars on Cartoon Network and in the form of Lego Star Wars on the Wii. As I screened the Clone Wars and watched the animated Anakin in action I realized that he was the future Darth Vader and I wanted to know how that transformation really happened. We were able to DVR the movies and I started watching them with the boys and paying attention to the story line.
And here I am, at the age of 38, and I'm sad for Anakin Skywalker and what he became. My brain struggles to reconcile the loss. I have to snap myself out of it and remember that it's a fictional story from a long time ago in a galaxy far away. But I wonder how are George Lucas, Hayden Christionson and Mark Hamill not haunted by the characters in this movie?
I need a new hobby!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Things about motherhood

1. The first two weeks suck. Period.


2. People fail to warn you about the first two weeks.


3. You're not going to sleep much. Don't stress about it.


4. Don't pick up a baby everytime they make a sound.


5. Babies are portable, go places.


6. Toddlers are independent and will run away.


7. Their heads won't explode from watching TV.


8. Or playing video games.


9. Read to them. A lot.


10. The toothbrushing and flossing doesn't have to be perfect.


11. Stop comparing yourself to other parents.


12. Ignore the braggart parents.


13. Follow your instinct.


14. They don't need a new backpack every year.


15. Hand me downs are just fine.


16. Don't stress about the mess, live.


17. Teach them to get their own breakfast.


18. They don't have to have a bath every single day.


19. Your child is not perfect.


20. Neither are you.


21. Let them find their imaginations.


22. They are going to get dirty, accept it and move on.


23. Dirt is fun.


24. Make friends with the teacher and the principal.


25. They need to learn to swim.


26. The first day of school is awesome!



27. They don't understand sarcasm.



28. Teach them to not pick their noses.

29. Even if you teach the boys how to aim, your bathroom will smell.

30. Cleaning the bathroom enhances the pee smell, just saying.

31. Every does not have to be a circus.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Favorite Foods

1. Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream

2. BBQ Shrimp

3. Guacamole

4. Pad Thai

5. Chicken Tikka Makhani

6. M&M's

7. Fudge

8. Twizzlers

9. Tandoori Shrimp

10. Coconut shrimp curry

11. Corn on the cob

12. Twice baked potato

13. Cheesecake

14. Shake and Bake Chicken

15. Whoppers (the chocolate kind)

16. BBQ chicken chopped salad

17. Confetti shrimp

18. Strawberry shortcake

19. Lasagna in a pot

20. Thai secret salad

21. Guapo's rotisserie chicken

22. Cobb salad

23. Moe's close talker salad with steak

24. subway turkey breast and ham

25. french toast

26. thin mints

27. Cucumber and tomato salad

28. fresh mozzerella, tomato and basil

29. samoas

30. cola chicken

31. twix

32. nutella crepes

33. S'mores

Friday, June 12, 2009

31 Places I want to See

1. Annapolis, MD

2. OBX

3. "Walton's Mountian"

4. Savannah

5. Key West

6. Little Rock

7. Cape Cod

8. Philly

9. Grand Canyon

10. Montana

11. Yellowstone

12. San Francisco

13. Seattle

14. Mall of America

15. "Walnut Grove"

16. Rio

17. Macchu Pichu

18. London

19. Tuscany

20. French Riviera

21. Iceland

22. Sweden

23. St. Petersburg, Russia

24. Thailand

25. Australia

26. Prague

27. African safari

28. South Africa

29. Greece

30. Swiss Alps

31. Germany

Monday, June 8, 2009

34 favorite movie quotes

I give up on the 100....it's too hard!!

1. The nazi's had flair, they made the jews wear it.--Office Space

2. Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.--Forrest Gump

3. Suck my unit--Tropic Thunder

4. Show me the money! --Jerry Maguire

5. O'doyle Rules--Billy Madison

6. I wish I knew how to quit you--Brokeback Mountain

7. Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'--Shawshank Redemption

8. You're gonna need a bigger boat--Jaws

9. There's no crying in baseball--A League of Their Own

10. Nobody puts Baby in a Corner--Dirty Dancing

11. I'm King of the World! --Titanic

12. Run, Forrest, Run!--Forrest Gump

13. It's not a tumor--Kindergarten Cop

14. You make me want to be a better man--As Good as it Gets.

15. You're the greatest thing I never knew I always wanted.--Fools Rush In

16. I'm already pregnant, what other kind of shenanigans could I get into? --Juno

17. This ain't no etch a sketch...this is one doodle that can't be undid homeskillet--Juno

18. Your love is like a beating drum ba bum ba bum ba bum--Waitress

19. Where's Olive?--Little Miss Sunshine

20. I feel like I just found out my favorite love song was made about a sandwich--27 Dresses

21. I'm Ron Burgundy?

22. That's why her hair is so big, because it's full of secrets.--Mean Girls

23. It is those we live with and love and should know who elude us.--A River Runs Through It

24. Eventually all things merge into one, and a river runs through it.

25. All I see are pork swords--Juno

26. If I'm not back in five minutes...just wait longer!--Ace Ventura

27. So let me get this straight, you don't want to cheat on your girlfriend with your wife? --She's the One.

28. Dude! I got an arm!--Barnyard

29. My body needs more than dew and, uh, universe juice.--Kung Fu Panda

30. A hickey from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card. -- Grease

31. Why are you naked? The Proposal

32. Don't BS a B'er!--Role Models

33. Wax on, Wax off--The Karate Kid

34. Take me to bed or lose me forever!--Top Gun

Sunday, June 7, 2009

100 Best Songs on my iPod

1. Rockstar--Nickelback
2. Viva la Vida--Coldplay
3. Wild, Wild West--The Escape Club
4. Our Song--Taylor Swift
5. The Climb--Miley Cyrus
6. Amen--Kid Rock
7. Boom Boom Pow--Black Eyed Peas
8. All Summer Long--Kid Rock
9. Freedom 90--George Michael
10. Picture--Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow
11. Blackbird--Carly Smithson
12. Call Me When Your Sober--Evanescence
13. Honestly Now--Harry Connick Jr.
14. St. Theresa--Joan Osbourne
15. Vienna--Infernal
16. Come on Get Higher--Matt Nathanson
17. Never Young--Harry Connick Jr.
18. Come Home Soon--SheDaisy
19. Grace Kelly--Mika
20. When I'm Gone--3 Doors Down
21. Praying for Time--Carrie Underwood
22. O'Saya--A.R. Rahman and MIA
23. Lollipop--Mika
24. A Broken Wing--Martina McBride
25. Here Without You--3 Doors Down
26. Darlene--Led Zeppelin
27. Lowlife--Kid Rock
28. Anyway--Martina McBride
29. Shuttin' Detroit Down--John Rich
30. Hollaback Girl--Gwen Stefani
31. Bad Day--Daniel Powter
32. Triple Trouble--Beastie Boys
33. The World I Know--David Cook
34. Hey There Delilah--Plain White T's
35. Cry Baby--Allison Iraheta
36. Ring of Fire--Adam Lambert
37. Bring Me to Life--Evanescence
38. Bohemian Rhapsody--Quenn
39. Shake Your Rump--Beastie Boys
40. Bleeding Love--Leona Lewis
41. Honestly Now--Harry Connick Jr.
42. That's Not My Name--The Ting Tings
43. Carousel--Laura Izibor
44. I'm Yours--Jason Mraz
45. So What--Pink
46. Jai Ho--A.R. Rahman
47. I Don't Care--Fall Out Boy
48. A Little Less Conversation--Elvis Presley
49. Love Remains the Same--Gavin Rossdale
50. From Where You Are--Lifehouse
51. Love in an Elevator--Aerosmith
52. Black Horse and Cherry Tree--K.T. Tunstall
53. Limp--Fiona Apple
54. Apologize--Kris Allen
55. Body Movin--Beastie Boys/Fatboy Slim
56. Lucky--Jason Mraz/Colbie Callait
57. Nothing Compares 2U--Sinead O'Conner
58. This Woman's Work--Kate Bush
59. Hallelujah--Jeff Buckley
60. She--Harry Connick Jr.
61. Daughters--John Mayer
62. I'll Stand By You--Carrie Underwood
63. Boozehound--Harry Connick Jr.
64. Black Cat--Janet Jackson
65. Rich Girl--Gwen Stefani and Eve
66. I Believe in Love--Dixie Chicks
67. Hotel California--Eagles
68. Lips of an Angel--Hinder
69. Hollaback Girl--Gwen Stefani
70. Photograph--Nickelback
71. Big Girl--Mika
72. I Don't Care--Fallout Boy
73. Last Name--Carrie Underwood
74. Sweet Emotion--Aerosmith
75. Wind it Up--Gwen Stefani
76. Good Life--Kanye West
77. When You Come Back to Me--World Party
78. My Immortal--Evanescence
79. Ready, Set, Don't Go--Billy Ray and Miley Cyrus
80. How Can I Keep from Singing--SheDaisy
81. Better Than Me--Hinder
82. Butterfly Fly Away--Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus
83. In My Daughter's Eyes--Martina McBride
84. Backwards--Rascal Flatts
85. Paper Planes--MIA
86. Life is a Highway--Rascal Flatts
87. 9 to 5--Dolly Parton
88. Single Ladies--Beyonce
89. Big Girls Don't Cry--Fergie
90. Lost Without U--Robin Thicke
91. Where are you Christmas--Faith Hill
92. Scream--Michael Jackson
93. Citizen Soldier--3 Doors Down
94. Booker--Harry Connick Jr.
95. Bless the Broken Road--Rascal Flatts
96. There will Come a Day--Faith Hill
97. Bad Medicine--Bon Jovi
98. City of Ruin--Bruce Springsteen
99. She--Harry Connick Jr.
100. Lose Yourself--Eminem