1. Turn your light off!!
2. Pee IN the toilet.
3. No.
4. You are not having another snack.
5. Get out of my chair.
6. Get off my computer.
7. Please don't come in the bathroom while I shower.
8. Go downstairs.
9. SHHHH!!!
10. Sit down and eat.
11. Put your dishes in the sink.
12. Don't throw that.
13. You own thousands of legos and you are fighting over that ONE.
14. Check your attitude.
15. Be careful.
16. Watch for cars.
17. Stop jumping on the couch.
18. Leave your sister alone.
19. Get away from each other.
20. When do I get to eat?
21. We are not watching star wars again.
22. Go to bed.
23. You cannot play with my phone, you keep accidently calling people.
24. If you are going to wear tennis shoes, wear socks. Your shoes stink.
25. Shut the door.
26. Get your hands off of each other.
27. Can't you just be nice?
28. Get out of the fridge.
29. If you say "I was just..." again my head just might explode.
30. I said "no" and now I'm done talking about it.
31. If you don't clean up I'm getting out the trash bag.
32. Do not take video of me on the flip.
33. With all the toys you have you want to play with....daddy's shoes, scrap paper, sharpies, a twist tie....
34. All those books on the shelf and you have nothing to read.
35. You smell like the sun.
19, 26, and 31 are my three big ones. I always tell my kids if I have to clean up, I do it with a garbage bag! And my #19 has emphasis "Get...Away...From...Each...Ot-her"
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