Status shuffle on facebook, which I love, has lots of fun little tidbits that someone could use for their status. Many times I save one but never use it. The reasons? Because I don't want to get questioned about it, nor do I want to cause trouble. So here they are...the ones I haven't used. This gives you a little insight into my thoughts. Be very afraid!
In no particular order:
1. Linda Is sick and tired of treating people with respect. They don't give it, they aren't gonna get any back.
2. Linda How come I am always the one to lend a shoulder to cry on, an ear to listen and a pair of arms to hug someone when they're sad, but no one ever does it for me?
3. Linda hates it when people tell you they are there for you, but when you need them most the only things you get from them are excuses
4. Linda Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much for them.
5. Linda I understand, but I'm tired of understanding. All I do is understand. For once i would like someone to be on the other end trying to understand me...
6. Linda maybe friendships aren't meant to be saved. Maybe we're only meant to spend a certain part of our lives with certain people then move on.
7. Linda wonders why is it that people do whatever the HELL they want, but when you do it there is a major problem??? DOUBLE STANDARDS SUCK!
8. Linda " Are you free tomorrow? No I'm still going to be the same expensive price"
9. Linda I don't particularly enjoy your presence. Go away before I find a weapon. I am currently in the process of looking so you don't have much time left.
10. Linda Today's definition of a Douche bag: People who are so arrogant that they cannot take responsibility for their own actions and use others as scapegoats
11. Linda For You To Insult Me, I Must First Value Your Opinion
12. Linda Oh look! Did you see it fly right passed you? Yup, there went my interest.
13. Linda Le
t me get my broom and flying monkeys and I'll be on my way!
14. Linda Ego is like your branded clothes.. Its is important that you have it , but not necessary to show it always...
15. Linda is wishing I were you, so I could be friends with me!
16. Linda wonders how to block people in real life.
17. Linda A friend can you hurt you with words or actions, but it's the worst when a friend hurts you by ignoring you!
18. Linda It's an Eeyore sorta day...Thanks for noticing me.
19. Linda Friends are like panties. Some stay up your butt, some get a little sideways, some are holy, some are cheap, and some actually cover your butt...
20. Linda thinks that some people are a skid-mark on the pants of life
21. Linda Act with integrity in everything you do, no matter how small always do the right thing, cause your children are always watching and learning from your example.
22. Linda Double-Stuffed Oreo's should just be called Oreo's, and regular Oreo's should be called Diet Oreo's.
23. Linda Women are like angels; we fly with wings & when our wings break, don't worry, we can fly on a broom because we're versatile like that ;)
24. Linda dear vegetarians: my food poops on your food!
25. Linda It gets really old pretending to be nice all the time
26. Linda was doing so well at being Super Mom today but my daughter was embarrassed and asked me to remove my cape.
27. Linda Women are angels; and when someone breaks our wings, our spirit, or our hearts we simply continue to fly on a broom stick. We are flexible like that
28. Linda NEWS FLASH: I'm a Mom. You don't scare me.
29. Linda just in case you come for a visit, my house is NOT under construction. kids just live here. :)
30. Linda I have mood poisoning, must have been something I hate...
31. Linda Your Reputation is how others see you but your Integrity is who you are when they are not looking". David M Marquard
32. Linda "Sometimes there are no words; no clever quotes to neatly sum up what happened that day. Sometimes the day just ends." ~ S.S.I. Hotchner
33. Linda The thing about glitter is, if you get on you, be prepared to have it on you forever..cause glitter doesn't go away. Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies..
34. Linda Who sprinkled drama queen on your cereal this morning???
35. Linda thinks she's had enough fun with status shuffle and Facebook! Back to the daily duties of cooking, laundry, and saying 'no don't do that!'
36. Linda is more pissed off than a giraffe with a stiff neck and an itchy ass.
37. Linda Is the one with the boobs... she makes up the rules...
38. Linda realized the only problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you are done...
39. Linda Some days you're the dog, other days you're the hydrant.
40. Linda Which child will take out the other one first??? Let survival of the fittest begin...
41. Linda That was not a fart. It was barking spiders
42. Linda when you are feeling down because everyone is against you just remember that... nationwide is on ur side
43. Linda Putting kids to bed is a little like playing Whack-A-Mole
44. Linda Today is the type of day where a big gulp straw goes directly in a box of wine...now that's a rough day...
45. Linda my sweat is sweating!
46. Linda there is not enough soap in the world to erase what she saw today
47. Linda keeps reminding myself that I am not FAT, I am just EASY TO SEE! *just saying*
48. Linda If it's not one thing, it's ten
49.Linda thinks some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts, while others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
50. Linda Having class is having the ability to walk away from a bad situation with a smile on your face and a forgiveness in your heart
51.Linda Wonders what my family would do without me. Wait.. I already know. They would be naked, dirty, and hungry. None of them can find the washer, the remote or frig.
52. Linda I may not be beautiful, I may not be skinny, & I sure as hell ain't rich...Crap! I forgot my point & now I am depressed!
53. Linda Says "ATTENTION ALL DRAMA QUEENS, ATTENTION SEEKERS, WHINERS" Please do us all a favor and get a life and shut the hell up. Because we don't care.
54. Linda I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something.-Woodrow Wilson
55. Linda Shes strong because she knows what its like to be weak. shekeeps a guard up because she knows what its like to cry herself to sleep.
56. Linda says you must speak to be heard, but sometimes you have to be silent to be appreciated
57. Linda thinks it's amazing how the cuts that friends make can hurt so much more than the ones that enemies make.
58. Linda Sometimes you just have to sit back and laugh at some peoples immaturity, it just makes you realize how much growing up they still have to do
59.Linda WOW! here's a thought...not everything is about YOU!! get over yourself!
60. Linda wishes God would grant me the serenity to accept the fact that some people just can't handle it when it's not about THEM!
61. Linda You know what? You're just mad because someone told the truth and gave you a dose of reality!!
62. Linda loves to give false and misleading information to gossipers... it messes them up and makes them look ridiculously stupid! hahaha
63. Linda You know how Facebook says "What's on your Mind?" For some people it should say "OMG, What now?"
64. Linda What pisses you off more ? The fact that I said something insulting about you or the fact that you know its true ?
65. Linda Do you ever wish they had breathalysers to disable a cell phone when you've had too much to drink?
66. Linda Is so confused. My heart is telling me to show you compassion and pity. But my mind tells me to shove your head in a toilet and flush.
67. Linda "Be patient with yourself. Failing at times does not mean you are a failure. It just means you don't do everything right all the time." JM
68. Linda I like how I'm supposed to take other people's crap graciously but I'm not allowed to serve my own...
69. Linda sometimes, you just need to let your eyes pee
70. Linda Is tired of being yelled at, lied to, forgotten about, and left behind.
71. Linda guess I'm just gonna keep doing what I'm doing till somebody figures out I don't have a clue what I'm doing:)
72. Linda Welcome! I'm the doormat. Please feel free to take advantage of me, wipe your crap on me and move along like nothing happened. Why not? Everyone else does!
73. Linda My Friends mean the world to me...I just wish that the feeling would be mutual
74. Linda Today, I put you in a box. My prayer box. I wrote down how I feel about you, and the situation and I folded the paper, stuck it in my God box and let go it.
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